Without further ado, some fucking hilarious bookish items: Read a Fucking Book Enamel Pin: Because we could all be a bit more literate.
Well-Read Bitch Pin: You are who you are, and you deserve a pin for it. Fuck Off, I’m Reading Mug: This can be your designated reading time mug. And maybe every use mug?
Reading Murakami Book Print: This is an awesome print that I’d totally hang in my bedroom.
Bibliohoe Enamel Pin: Because books above all else, amirite?
I Read the Fucking Book Sticker: Go ahead, be smug.
Fuck Off, I’m Reading Cat Sticker: This cat’s grumpy expression is giving me life! Also, I would leave him the fuck alone.
Bookish AF Sticker: Yes, put this on a banner because it me.
Badass Mother Sticker: Molly Weasley is 100% that bitch who would scream at Bellatrix Lestrange while taking her on in a fight to the death!
I’m Reading So Fuck Off Mug: I just love it when curse words are accompanied by floral whimsy!
Chill Out and Read Print: I love this adorable print, and I approve of wearing whatever the hell you want to kick back and read.
Read a Fucking Book Cross-Stitch Pattern: If it appears in cross-stitch, it’s wholesome. I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.
Middle Finger Bookmark: Flip interruptions the bird.
Fuck Off I’m Reading Candle: Go ahead, light it up. It’s made with love.