What if, instead of (or in addition to) these famous roles he did play, he had also been cast in a few additional bookish roles? Join me, if you will, on an adventure through time, space, and our imaginations.
1989 (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure)
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Keanu Reeves as Kaz Brekker in Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
No, the book wasn’t published until 2015. Do not trouble me with details! We are traveling through time and space! Somebody get Keanu a haircut, probably. (I still haven’t read this one. I know, I know.)
1991 (Point Break)
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Keanu Reeves as Danny Rand in Iron Fist
This is the would-be casting that inspired this whole post. Imagine, if you will, that Marvel had somehow, miraculously, pulled their heads out of their asses and cast an Asian American (or, in this case, Asian Canadian) as Danny Rand, the privileged young man who becomes the legendary Iron Fist. Imagine.
1992 (Dracula)
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Keanu Reeves as Dara in The City of Brass by S.A. Chakraborty
Okay, I still haven’t read this book either (I know!) but my understanding is that Dara is the love interest, kind of, and is also a 1000-year-old warrior. Sounds perfect (even if Jonathan Harker didn’t end up a vampire).
1993 (Much Ado About Nothing)
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Keanu Reeves as Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
I just. skjldfHIsfbnknasdfgh. (Since we’re time traveling, perhaps Keanu at different ages could play Heathcliff at different ages? Yes. I think he could.) Please note that I considered both Heathcliff and Jane Eyre‘s Rochester here, but I ultimately went with Heathcliff as extremely and delightfully against type.
1994 (Speed)
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Keanu Reeves as Nate in Heroine Complex by Sarah Kuhn
Keanu as a hulking half-demon? WHY NOT. He was certainly bulked up to play Jack Traven at the time. He may not be quite 6’4 but he’s tall enough.
1995 (A Walk in the Clouds)
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Keanu Reeves as Henry Crawford in Mansfield Park by Jane Austen
It! Could! Work! faints Seriously, though, we know from his portrayal of Paul in this movie that he can do period pieces if they aren’t Dracula (don’t @ me, he was terrible and so was my other true love, Winona). Why not an Austen rogue?
1995 (Johnny Mnemonic)
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Keanu Reeves as Marko in Saga by Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples
Let’s just cover up Keanu’s worst haircut ever with some horns, shall we? And take away that gun; Marko is a pacifist.
1999 (The Matrix)
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Keanu Reeves as Kanan Jarrus in Star Wars: Rebels
Listen. We are traveling through time and space here. I don’t have to justify this as bookish, but if I did, Star Wars: A New Dawn is a prequel to Star Wars: Rebels, taking place seven years before the show begins. (This, of course, would make Matrix-era Keanu too old to play book Kanan, who is 32 in his last Rebels appearance, but I already asked you not to trouble me with details.)
2005 (Constantine)
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Keanu Reeves as Black Bolt in The Inhumans and Black Bolt
Is this kiiiinda the same character as John Constantine? No, but also a little bit yes. Should a character who cannot speak be played by an actor who can? I don’t know. Black Bolt can speak and chooses not to (because catastrophic things happen when he does), so maybe?
2019 (Always Be My Maybe)
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Keanu Reeves as Michael in So Sweet by Rebekah Weatherspoon
We have it straight from the author’s mouth that this is dream casting. No need to time travel! Somebody greenlight this baby!
